Title:Mystery Science Theature 1/2:Episode 3:Rei and Darien Author:Filthy Whore Inc. E-Mail:cape_boy009@hotmail.com prince_starr@hotmail.com (My hentai page with MST's from me and hentai pictures! Over 125 ^_~) http://netdump.com/users/hentaism/ I am new so please don't be the first to write a MST of a MST. All characters or fan fics I take credit for. Also Sailor Moon is not mine....DUH! The Story Dark Starry Knight sat on his throne with his sex slaves on his lap. "Well aren't you cute lil girl,I outta..." A servent runs in. "Sir,another Ambush by Emperor Nescaro's troops!" "Demmit!" *runs to lab in the basement of his castle,yells for his mad scientist* *He walks out of a dark corner and grabs DSK**screams* "Mary Mother Jesus Teresa Bob Joe Jackson what da hell!?!?!" "Sorry sir,what is it you request?" "Well I need a REAL good torture! Nes iz gonna get it! Grrrrr! Im gonna beat him harder then a red headed blue eyed muslium in spain in a potatoe sack!" "I got just the thing sir....I made a spaceship. We can shoot him and all your enemies into space and make them read crappy fan fiction!" *they both laugh evilly* -A-hop-skip-and-jump-in-time- In WBS chat Sailor(Moon)Soldiers Nes sits in the corner of the room mummbleing in his sleep."Kill,Maim,Smash,Destory,Havok,Beat,Whip,Mutalate..."*sneeks in and sets a bottles of Dark Moon Whiskey leading to his magic carpet**nes wakes up and and walks the path which the bottles are laid and is on the magic carpet* Alittle later at the castle.... "Oy Vey!" *Nes is standing in the spaceship banging on the walls* DSK Sits on his thrown in Sailor(Moon)Soldiers resting for when take off is in an hour.*spots Jenn,Nes's daughter**drool* "Hey Jenn,Your father is at my castle trying out my new booze brand. He is looking for you. Would you like to come?" *Jenn looks at him unsure* Alright.*she picks up her bag**sees Peggy,his ex-fiance* I think I may run out of room sooner at this rate.... -At-the-launch-center-of-the-castle- *leads Jenn,Peggy,and Cuddly CatGirl into ship**locks the door* Mwahahahaha!*rubs hands together in acomplishment**the doors open and his Duke Drake pushes him in* "ahhhh! Lemme out you back stabber!"*bangs on metal door**turns around**wide eyes**Jenn,Nes,Peggy,and Cuddly walk toward him looking as if they were gonna kill**takes out Visa power card and pushes it into the card lock of what appers to be a closet**opens the door jumping in and closeing it* *Nes stands there takeing out his Mastercard putting it in the card slot**a bright red light on the card slot comes on and writen next to it says "Visa,it's everywhere you wanna be..." *Nes slaps hand on his forehead* Oy vey! In da closet thingy.... *DSK looks around at all the controls in this large room with TV's,stereos,and many electronics* "Da control room. Mwahahahahaha! I'll make them all suffer!" Mystery Science Theature 1/2 By:Xander3000 DSK sat in the control room down loading a new fanfiction. (Hits the switch turning on the intercom) (Emperor Nescaro,Peggy,Cuddly The CatGirl,and Jenn sat at the table) Nes-Happy hour! (hits the button on the wine dipensor and a bottle of Dark Moon whiskey appers) Jenn-Daddy! You said you were gonna give up beer! Nes-Im not drinking beer sweetie. Im drinking Whiskey,thats not beer. Jenn-Daddy!(pout) Nes-No pout honny and daddy will get you a pony. Jenn-Yeah! (Calls over intercom) DSK-Todays selection is Rei and Darien. And here is part 1 and 2! Cuddly-(sings)It's two two two MST's in one! Peggy-Atleast warn us how bad this one is! DSK-I'll just say Paulie Shore could write better then this. All-(cringe) DSK-Fan fic starts in 5 minutes. Jenn-I refuse to watch it! (A bolt of electricy shoots out of the screen but the lights go out and flash back on and Jenn's not there) Cuddly-Where's Jenn?! Nes-If she is not here she's what we call lucky. (The TV flashes on and Jenn is sitting on a couch) (Everybody walks up to the TV) Jenn-What happened? Why am I here?! Cuddly-DSK! What happened! DSK-My scientist told me sometimes this can happen she'll get sucked into a fan fic. Nes-That couch Jenn is sitting on looks alot like the one from Sailor GAY. Cuddly-Oh no.... (Nacked Serena and Lita grab Jenn carrying her away from the cameras view) Jenn-Help! (TV go's out) DSK-I'll have her out in abit. Peggy-Poor girl. (The TV comes back on and lights go out) >Roxy Rei and Darien Nes-Hmmm..I wonder who is gonna fuck? Cuddly-(Bonks Nes) >This fanfic contains some sex, Nes-Naw,really. >but it ain't just pointless with no plot, Peggy-It makes you sick to! >so read at your own risk!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This fanfic takes place anywhere. Cuddly-Be afraid,this could come to your neighborhood! >Except with a twist, in my fanfic Rei never got over Darien Nes-You mean she did get over it in the series? >and always felt resentful because she had him first. Sailor Mars held her >head up high in pride after Nes-Deleteing this fan fic from her computer? >being victorious in a battle along with her fellow scouts and Tuxedo >Kamen. Cuddly-Ohhh! It's Mamoru!(swoon) >She glanced towards her dream man with a feeling of longing and despair. (Cuddly falls asleep and a shock of electricity go's threw her) >Never before had she felt this way about anyone Nes-Exept Chad. Cuddly-And her grampa! Peggy-Forgot Sailor Moon to,almost every fanfiction has those two together. >But her world had been changed that night when Peggy-Darien did not fuck her that day. >she learned that Usagi was princess Serenity. The knowledge that he was >not in her grasp made her Cuddly-Jump of a bridge killing her instantly! The end! Nes-Nice try. >longing even greater. Although she still remained Usagi's friend, Peggy-In alot of fan fictions didn't she tell Serena to fuck off,or was that my imageination? >and she would die to protect her, she knew she could never fully forgive >her. Nes-It's over! Get a life! >She had taken the man she loved away from her, without a speck of warning, Peggy-I don't like being dumped on! You did not fuck him hard enough or something! Make sure you do that to the next guy. >without any tact. She stepped closer to Tuxedo Mask and groaned as her >spiked red heel planted itself into the soft soil below her Nes-And there grew a Red Firn! >She looked up to him and made eye contact, Nes-Why is it in all these hentai's they always have sex when they make eye contact! It never happens! Cuddly-Yeah! (Nes and Cuddly look into eachothers eyes and jumps at eachother,next thing they know they are rolling alover the ground kissing and feeling eachother) Peggy-Ewwww!(pokes them with a stick) Stop it! >then he sighed and looked away from the proud but lonely spiritual girl. All-(Cheer) >They all quickly reverted back into their human forms and congratulated >each other. Usagi, Makoto, Ami and Minako all lived in the area, (Nes and Cuddly get up and sit on the couch) Nes-They walked home but did not see that street gang and were raped and killed! All-(Cheer) >so they were gone in two shakes of a lamb's tail. She was left >alone with Darien, Nes-Run Darien! Run! >which was both a happy and awkward situation. Peggy-They must die! >She smiled in his direction and began to head home. Cuddly-and she did not see that drunk driver comeing.... >"Rei?" Nes-(Immitates Darien) When does the script say we are gonna fuck? >Darien called as she began to round a bend. Cuddly-(Immitates Beavis) He said bend! heh heh heh >"Would you like a lift? Nes-Then sit on a jack! >I have a car...." Cuddly-His ticket to get some! >he offered. He had hesitated to offer her at first, knowing of her >interest in him, but then he figured it was unfair to treat her >differently because of this. Peggy-He fucks all of the scouts? (Nes puts hand over Peggy's mouth) Nes-You'll give somebody an idea for a fan fic! >He didn't want to lead her on. He shook his head. He knew that wasn't the >only reason he had hesitated. All-Nooo! Cuddly-This plot sucks! >He loved Usagi dearly, Nes-Then why did you bang Michiru? Peggy-(Immitates Mamoru) I needed the money! >but Rei had always had a certain presence about her that Cuddly-Makes me sick.. >intruiged him. Something attractive that even Usagi lacked. Peggy-I know where this is leading! Another reason to break it off. Nes-People never say the real reason. They always say "Lets just be friends". Cuddy-I got enough damn friends! Nes-Or I think we should get new ideas and see other people. Peggy-More ideas? Im already confused as hell! Nes-My favorite is "I think we should see other people". That means she's rideing the pony,or about to put on the rideing crop. >She accepted his offer gratefully and stepped into his car. Darien drove >silently Cuddly-As that drunk driver came back and colided with them... Nes-Two times. Pretty lucky day. >for a few minutes until he felt too awkward. "So, how have you been?" Rei >looked out the window pensively. Cuddly-(Immitates Rei) You wanna know how I am huh?!?! How about we talked about why you left...dido and dido,detail after detail,broken promise after broken promise!!?!?!?! >"As good as can be expected." Peggy-The doctors said I have 24 hours to live... All-(Cheer) >she replied frankly."How have you and Usagi been doing?" Nes-(Immitates Darien) The sex has been great! >she asked with an unnoticable bitterness in her voice. "Great," Darien >began. He continued to speak but Rei had stopped listening. Peggy-So have we.. >Every word that he said was like a dagger in her. Nes-Bleed! Die! Die! >There had never been anyone else in her life like him for her. The minutes >ticked by. Cuddly-(bangs head on wall) Make it stop! Make it stop! >Another day with him not caring. "So, how do you think your grandfather >will react to you coming home at 6:00 am?" Peggy-He'll probley be sleeping on the temple stairs drunk as hell. >Darien said, trying to make conversation without the subject of him and >Usagi. He looked out at the grey skies. It had started as a little fall of >rain but was now a raging storm. Peggy-And suddenly the writer of the fan fic Roxy was struck by lightning! All-(Cheer) >"He and Chad went off for a few days. Cuddly-(Immitates Rei)They did not want me to to come to Chip And Dales with them... >They're not there." she replied lightly, running a hand through her black >hair tensly. Nes-As she tugs the hair her wig fell off to revile she was the trix rabit! Peggy-Silly rabit! Trix are for kids! >The temple she worked and lived in came into sight. Nes-As they notice it was in flames! >Darien's car pulled up next to the stairs and she stepped out into the >rain, first thanking him for the ride. She was surprised and delighted >when he offered to walk her to the door. Nes-(throws shoe at TV and it flies back and hits him in the face* OY! >They walked up the stairs, water dripping from their hair. Peggy-(Immiates Rei) Damn it! It took my an hour to fix my hair! Nes-Here! Use the nes patented super hold gel! Cuddly-A new gel? How does it work? Nes-Im glad you asked! you rub it into your hair and just add water and a cement coat surrounds your hair keeping it like that forever! Peggy-Note:Us at MST 1/2 are not respondsable from cement block on your head crushing you brain. >They reached the temple's main entrance and Rei took a moment to admire >her companion. Wet from the rain, his shirt clang to him Cuddly-Take it off! Take it off!(Love sick sigh) >and nicely displayed his muscles. He was breathtakingly handsome, Nes-(Gay voice) What a dream boat! >his hair and face glimmering from the rain and the dawn sun upon them. Peggy-(sings) Fight the break of dawn comes up! Tommaro I'll be gone! >Her gaze met his, and they stood in the storm silently. Nes-(Immitates Mamoru) Wanna fuck? >Rei tried to speak, but no words came to her. She saw that Darien was >looking at her mutually. Cuddly-(Looks at Nes mutually) Nes-(Dives on Cuddly kissing her and feeling her) >She hardly even noticed, her heart aflutter, as their faces slowly came >closer together. Peggy-Don't kiss! >Suddenly Rei found their lips together. (Cuddly and Nes get back on the couch) Nes-Ewwww! Cooties! >She could feel her heart pounding wildly in her chest. Cuddly-Thats when she realized she was haveing a heart attack. >She felt her face being cupped in his hand and she ran her hand through >his thick black hair. Rei could feel the tears beginning to surface, she >couldn't fully decide why. Nes-(Immiates Darien) Why are you crying? Peggy-(Immitates Rei) Because your standing on my foot! >She wished the moment could last forever.Darien hardly realized himself >what he was doing. As their shared moment ended he felt both elated and >ashamed. Nes-He's so dumb.. Peggy-Huh? Nes-(Immitates man in confessional) I cheated on my wife father! Please forgive me! (Immitates Preist) My son,you are a dumb fuck,you got fucked that hot slut and your sorry! Get on your knees and thank God! >He muttered a practically inaudible apology when he noticed she was >crying. Cuddly-(Immitates Darien) Yer gonna cry? Huh?!?! Huh!?!? I'll give you something to cry about!?!? >He opened his mouth to speak but she hushed him and apologised herself. >"You're soaked, you can borrow some of Chad's clothes if you like Nes-(Imitates Mamoru) His boxers are to tight last time I stayed over with him.(gay giggle) >Then I could lend you an umbrella..." Nes-(Immitates Darien) I like trojan best! >she offered softly, holding the door open for him. She led him to the main >lobby. "Wait here a few minutes." she told him, entering a room to the >right of him. Nes-God this is boreing... Peggy-I know...the plot..sucks... >Turmoil raged inside Darien's soul. Why, when he had Usagi, did his heart >long for this girl? Nes-Because your the hunk-a-hunk-a of Sailor Moon! >The end result of his pondering just left him Cuddly-Running for the door! Nes-Nice try. >perplexed. Forgetting Rei's words he opened the door that she had gone >through. Cuddly-Only to find her mudered in cold blood! Nes-It was the butler! >His face turned a deep scarlet Nes-(Immitates Captian Beuraguard from Gone with the wind) Frankly Scarlet,I don't give a damn! >when he saw he had walked in on her changing.As embarrassed as he was, he >couldn't stop staring. Peggy-Shouldn't Rei be smacking and hitting him? Nes-This is a hentai,never that lucky. >She was gorgeous.Rei turned in shock when she heard the door open. Nes-(Immmitates Mamoru) Nice tits! >She was totally fortified, standing there half naked in front of Darien. Peggy-I bet that ain't a first. >What Darien then said confused himself almost as much as it confused Rei. Cuddly-Where do you keep your raw meat? Nes-Are you nacked under that robe tyou wear in the temple? Peggy-How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? >"Rei, Princess of Mars, will you make love to me?" He proposed, his gaze >still fixated on her. Peggy-(Immitates Rei) If I don't we won't get paid. >Rei just stood there in silence for a moment then clutched Darien by the >shirt and kissed him passionately. Nes-Run Darien! Run! Cuddly-Get the rock! Smash her head! Kill! Kill! >He kissed back eagerly and they fell back onto Rei's bed. Rei looked at >Darien's drenched shirt and whisked it off, Peggy-(Immitates Rei) You have breasts! Nes-(Immitates Darien) I have a confession,im a hermaphrodite! >revealing his nude chest. Cuddly-Oh! (Swoon) >She massaged it as Darien continued to kiss her, on her mouth, on her >neck, then he brought his mouth down to her soft nipples and kissed them >both. Nes-*cringe* We are outta barf bags... >He took her breast into his mouth Peggy-He can fit that whole thing in there? (Cuddly just sits there with a love sick sigh) >and played with it with his tounge. Rei shivered in pleasure and brought >her hand down to his crotch Peggy-And hit him in the balls and ran! Nes-You know we are not that lucky. >and fingered his button. Peggy-What the hell is a button? >She unzipped his pants and pulled them down to his ankles. Rei could feel >herself beginning to get damp Nes-Get a mop! Peggy-You used that joke in episode one. >as she noticed his erection growing. Nes-(Japanese accent) His erection is attacking the city! >He brought his hands down to her hips Cuddly-(Sings) I put my hand up on your hip,when I dip,we dip,you dip! >and removed her lacy panties. Peggy-He then riped the lace and strangled her! All-(Cheer) >He looked at her moist vagina Nes-I think we need the quicker picker upper! Bounty! >and brought his face down to her pussylips. Nes-CUMe and get it! (rimshot on drums) >He buried his face in her and heard her gasp. Cuddly-(Immitates Rei)I think I have something stuck in there,thanks for looking! >He rolled his toungue up and down her pussy and found her protruding >clitoris and licked it swiftly. he could taste her juices in his mouth >which only turned him on more he continued to kiss, lick and suck on her >clit, hearing her cry out in pleasure. (Nes,Cuddly,and Peggy cringe) >He drank in her sweet pussy juices as they came. he could sense an orgasm >nearing and he discontinued eating >her out and revealed his huge hard-on Nes-Watch out! He's gonna poke out an eye! >Now Rei took charge and mounted him, sitting on top of him and letting his >penis slide as far as it would go into her slick channel. Nes-(sings) own Rei's clit and threw da woods to grandmothers house below! >Darien pushed it in a bit harder and Rei cried out abrubtly. They >continued this action for about five minutes, >in and out, Nes-(vomits) >pushing, pushing harder and harder. There was a large wet spot on the bed >from their mixed juiced. Cuddly-(Immitates Rei) Those were my favorite Heman sheets damn it! >Darien's eyes rolled back in his head as Nes-His head span around like in the exersist! >he felt the orgasm come. He filled Rei's Cuddly-Mind with dollar signs thinking this could win back her career! >womanhood with cum as she orgasmed also, her muscles convulsing and >tightening around Darien's manhood. They both collapsed on top of each >other. Peggy-And thats how Serena found them the next mourning.. >Rei awoke the next morning alone. She stood and recalled the past night. >She looked on her dresser and saw Nes-"For free fuck call Rei" written on her mirror with lip stick and saying it was on bathroom walls alover town. >a letter in Darien's handwriting. Peggy-And she used it to forge his hand writing and walk off with his life saveings! >She read it,smiled, and went back to sleep That's all for now!!! Now that >kinda makes you wonder what the note said, eh? Nes-No. >Well, maybe soon.... (The closet door opens and Jenn is thrown out) (Peeks head out) DSK-Here ya go!(closes door) (Nes helps Jenn up) Nes-Are you okay?! Jenn-Y..Yes...DSK got me out in time..and we kinda had alittle fun.. Nes-OY VEY! (Calls over intercom) DSK-Get ready for part two! But YOU get a booze break. All-(Cheer) (Nes,Jenn,Cuddly,and Peggy sit at the table drinking whiskey) Nes-It was real boreing without you sweetie. Jenn-Not for me daddy.(giggles) Peggy-Grrrr...(turns red) Cuddly-(sips whiskey) Nes-Don't drink to much Cuddly,I won't be able to get any sleep. Cuddly-(giggles) Jenn-Today we are takeing fan mail from out viewers! Peggy-(sings) Mail time Mail time Mail time! Here's the mail,make me wanna w3ail,makes me wanna wag my tail,MAILLLLLLLLL! Nes-(takes out sack of letters)(takes a letter out) Dear Crew, I really love the show,I wanted to ask you how you sleep and breath. Also what do you use for fuel? And has all the females there REALLY slept with DSK? Signed, Jimmy Big Bubba Falls,NC Nes-Well Jimmy,who gives a fuck? (calls over intercom) DSK-And yes,I have. Peggy-(takes out another letter) Dear Peggy, When I grow up I wanna be just like you! Do you think I could sleep with DSK and get all his money to? Signed, Angie Butte,Montana Peggy-Well,no doubt you could get DSK to sleep with you,but his money is mine.(evil glair) (Cuddly pulls out a letter) Dear Cuddly, I am your biggest fan boy! I have all your photos from Play Anime and Henthouse. Your posters cover my walls aswell. I was wondering if we could get together some time... Spank Me, Chuck Jackson Fester,Virgina Cuddly-(giggles) meet me at at Rodney Dick motel in Masa New Mexico room 5,key is under the mat.(wink) (Nes takes out letter) Dear Nes, You seem to be a big booze fan. I have enclosed 50 bottles of gin. Get nice and drunk, Ross Pero, Texas p.s. Vote for me! Nes-Thanks Ross Pero! Your a nice guy!(slips enclosed check in his back pocket) (Jenn takes out letter) Dear MST group, This is Roxy the writer of Rei and Darien and I think you are sick. My fan fics are beautifully writen and you make fun of sex which is a beautiful thing. Also I think Rei belongs with Darien and you should not make fun of my artistic vision. You should respect my opinion! Signed, Roxy Seattle,Washington Jenn-Well Roxy,I find you the REAL sick one. Nes-Sure we'll respect your WRONGE opinion. Peggy-I've seen rude comments in stalls written better then this fic! Jenn-Beautiful thing eh? Sure. (Calls up a hit man to go to Seattle Washington) Nes-Well thats all the time we have today for your letters! (over intercom) DSK-Get on the damn couch! We are starting! (Everybody gets on the couch) >"Roxy" Jenn-The hit men are comeing! >Rei and Darien part two Nes-As if part one was not worse. Peggy-Why is it whenever they make a movie that sucks they get a sequal? >Usagi Tsukino looked lovingly up into Darien's eyes as she clung onto his >arm protectively.. Cuddly-(Immitates Serena) Must not let anybody see him,he's mine! O_O >She frowned slightly as Darien failed to return the gaze Peggy-(Immitates Serena) Why won't you pay attention to me?!?! Nes-(Immitates Darien) I fucked you 5 times today! Shutup bitch! >and began to pout. Nes-(Immitates Darien) Damn it! Don't pout! Nes-Suddenly Darien hit Serena and got in a fight there as he smashed her head on a rock! All-(Cheer) >She wondered why Darien had been acting so pre-occupied that day. "Muffin? >Muffin, what's wrong?" She asked, Jenn-He has a new bitch. >tugging on his arm. Nes-(Immitates street gangbanger) Listen bitch I'll bust a cap in ya ass! Now her on yer motha fuckin knees B-e-o-t-c-h!!! >He didn't stir and retained his dreamy gaze. Usagi turned red with anger. >"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME???" she yelled, Jenn-(Immitates Darien) Shutup! Im trying to get my mind off this MST! >then started whineing incoherantly. Peggy-Thats his Bunny! >Darien gave a start, his train of thought broken. He had become so wrapped >up in what he was thinking he Nes-Walked of a peer and drown.. >had completely forgotten that Usagi was there with him. "Oh, umm, Usako, >calm down. Sorry, I'm sorta tired, Peggy-(Immitates Darien) From fucking Rei last night. >"he said weakly, trying to calm her down. He felt restless and stood up. Nes-(Immitates Mamoru) Usagi....im a women trapped in a mans body.. Jenn-(Immitates Serena) And remember dinner at Lita's a few nights ago? We had an orgy... Nes-(Immitates Darien) I know,I read that hentai. >"Usako, I have to go out for awhile, I'll see you later," he stammered, Cuddly-And he ran to the bathroom to go pottie! >turning abruptly. He lowered his head guiltily. He faced her again, gave >her a quick kiss on the cheek and left quickly before she could protest. Peggy-Two! four! six! eight! banging scouts it not great! >Rei swept the temple floors pensively, she couldn't stop thinking about Nes-Those spots left on the carpet from Virgin Warrior! >what had happened the night before. Cuddly-Oh!(thinks of Darien's dreamy buns and lets out a love sick sigh) >In a way she was filled with regret, Jenn-The writer should be the regretful one! >feeling guilty because of her disloyal actions Peggy-From now on she fetched the paper without tearing it with her jaws. >and also because she knew Cuddly-she could have gotton a prostitut for without getting this feeling! >it wasn't meant to be. In another way she felt elated, remembering how it >felt to have him hold her in his arms at long last. She sighed and >continued Nes-To suck Chad's dick! Peggy-(thwaps nes) >her work. She glanced at her watch, Nes-(Immitates Rei) That minute rice should be done by now! >Chibi Usa was over an hour late. Peggy-Because a car hit her killing her instantly? Nes-A nice man with candy,and cages in the back seat gave her a ride home? >She laughed to herself, tardiness must run in the family. She gasped, she >thought she saw a figure in the shadows by her house, Cuddly-And the pest control guy jumped out of the shadows shooting poison gas at her! >and it definately wasn't Chibi Usa. She took on a defensive stance and put >her hand on her Nes-broom? Peggy-mop? Jenn-a bottle of whiskey? Nes-breast? (Peggy thwaps nes) >transformation pen. She finally made out the identity of the man hidind >near her temple, it was Nes-Bob Dole! Jenn-Shaggy! Nes-Big Bubba! Cuddly-Yo mamma! >Darien. "Darien?!" she breathed, fixing her raven black hair. "Rei," he >returned huskily. He advanced on her and put his hands on her shoulders. Cuddly-Suddenly Rei struck him below the neck breaking all the bones in his body! All-(Cheer) >They had a moment of mutual eye contact, but then Rei backed away. Jenn-(Immitates Rei) Lemme get my panties off! >Darien raised an eyebrow, Nes-(Immitates Darien) Are you nacked under that robe? >and reached out again but she continued to keep her distance. "Rei? Cuddly-(Immitatas Rei) Damn it! Lemme get these panties off first! >what's..." "I'm sorry Darien, I can't... I can't be with you, you are >destined to be with Usagi," she struggled to say, biting her lower lip. >She hated to admit it, Peggy-but he was one good fuck! >even to herself but she knew that was the way it had to be. She was >struck with Nes-A large wodden mallet! All-(Cheer) >remorse as she saw Darien's face sadden. Jenn-Awww? CapeBoy sad? Mwahahaha! All-(Cheer) >Did he actually care? Nes-(Immitates Clark Gable) Frankley Scarlet,I don't give a damn! >She thought. Jenn-Did that hurt? >She was relieved that she had spoken though, because at that moment Nes-that drunk driver from part 1 came back! >she saw Usagi herself running up the temple stairs. She arrived out >of breath, tired and gasping for air. "Usagi?" Rei questioned, eyeing her >inquisitively. Peggy-(Immitates Usagi) Wow! This new workout is pretty good! >"Chibi-Usa's missing!!!" Usagi cried, followed closely by Ami, who >confirmed her story. All-(Cheer) >"Missing?!?!" Darien and Rei gasped in unison."Gone!" Usagi continued." Cuddly-Damn this one is so hard to MST,it sucks but the wording! RRRRR! >And she didn't just run off this time, it's like, umm....." >"Let me explain, Usagi," Ami offered, stepping out in front of Rei and >Darien. She lowered her eyes to her mini-computor and began typing. "I Jenn-Want you to spank me! >recently installed a homing device for Chibi Usa because she was always >running off. She was at home in her bed when at 6:24 this morning >she...vanished...." Ami gulped. Nes-Lets take a moment to talk about time traval! Jenn-Yez! Peggy-If chibi did not exist would they be talking about her huh???? Jenn-Think about this,if you went back in time and killed your grandfather? NO! You cannot do that! >Rei went pale. It was her fault. Nes-It was your fault! Jenn-Yeah! If you were not haveing Darien nail you she would be here! Cuddly-Dumb bitch! >If she hadn't of had sex with Darien, Nes-they wouldn't have gotton paid. >Chibi Usa would still be there. Cuddly-Now thats a dream! A cute pink haired brat being there all the time! >She knew Darien had realized it too, Peggy-So she blamed him and sued him for harrassment! (Calls over intercom) DSK-Sorry,I think you have them mixed up with us. Peggy-And when do I get my child support! DSK-We don't have any kids! Peggy-And that matters? >by the look on his face. She knew Darien wasn't going to explain anything, >so she bravely began to speak. Cuddly-(immitates George Bush) Read my lips! No new taxes! Nes-That was the end of the Bush era. (Calls over intercom) DSK-Republicans suck! >"Umm, I'm sorry... Chibi-Usa's disappearance is my fault. Peggy-She is buryed in the back yard! >Darien and I.... Nes-(Immitates Rei) Fucked real hard! See! I can handle that cock better then you! >were together last night and I.... Peggy-Tatood "welcome aboard" on his dick. >instigated that I wanted to.... Cuddly-Beat him with a mallet! >make love....and....I'm sorry Usagi. It was my fault, don't be mad at >Darien." All-(chants) Crusify him! Crusify him! Crusify him! >Usagi's eyes filled with tears and she started crying loudly. "WAAAH!!! >Bastard!!!" She yelled, running down the temple stairs and tripping in >the proccess Nes-Which she then broke her neck and died. The end! >Darien ran after her. Nes-(Immitates Darien) Get back her bitch! I wanna fuck! >Ami turned to face Rei, shocked. "But...but Rei? That doesn't make sense >Rei. If that was the case then Chibi-Usa would have never been born in the >first place." Ami explained, her voice shaky. Nes-Im stumped at makeing fun of this? HEY! DSK! CAN WE ZIP TO THE END?!?! (Over intercom) DSK-No.(shocks nes) >"No," Rei continued. "Chibi Usa was the one who called me to tell me about >that particular battle. If she hadn't of been here I never would have had >the chance to...If you'd excuse me Ami, I have to go Cuddly-snake a drain! >.." Rei ran into her room and threw herself onto her bed Jenn-laughing evilly! >and sobbed quietly. Nes-(Immitates Tom Hanks from "A leage of thier own") Are you crying!?! There is no crying in Baseball!!!! >Everything had happened so fast and she didn't know what to do about it. Cuddly-You make a sequal? (Everyone jumps on Cuddly punching her) >As she pondered this wild turn of events she took the letter out of her >pocket. Cuddly-Which read "Meet me at Motel 6,room 14" >A simple but meaningful letter. "I'm sorry I had to leave, Nes-I gotta go fuck Serena! >but I haven't really left in spirit, Cuddly-(Immitates Darien)Yeah,I forgot it there,please bring it to motel 6 room 14. >my Rei,you are still here with me. -Darien" it read. Rei put in on her >dresser and Jenn-Went to Motel 6 room 14. >sat up, regaining her composure. She wondered if he still meant it >All for now! All-(Cheer) >More to come. All-Boooo! >Thanks to those of you who read my first part, the third should be out >soon. Jenn-I hope the hit man gets her first! >Feel free to E-mail me!!!-Roxy Nes-Oh I will! Jenn-Do you have time for some e-mails to us? (Calls over intercom) DSK-sure. (Jenn answers one) Dear Jenn, Do you give good head? WHO'S YO DADDY, Bob Maya Superior,Michigan Jenn-Well I...(Nes covers her mouth) Nes-Lemme answer that one sweetie. IM GONNA KILL YOU! (calls hit men) (calls over intercom) DSK-I think we had enough with letters for a few days. Nes-See ya next time!